What if Joseph Fink voices earl
"Hi, this is Earl Harlan, chef at Tourniquet and volunteer scoutmaster for the Night Vale Boy Scouts. Wow, so much news today. We have, in our restaurant, several brand new soups including split atom and ginger blood bisque. Go to tourniquetrestaurant.com to book a reservation. Hey, if you like what we do in the Night Vale Boy Scouts and want to help fund mannequins to use as decoys for the rabid worms that escaped from the abandoned quarry, please consider setting up a small monthly donation. We really do depend on you. Those who donate a little more will get their own personal audio recording of me propositioning Cecil himself. And, hey. Thanks."