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Elle 17 Australia

Markedly obsessed with the English language, don't hold it against me.

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Not Leaving. An act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

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orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

grantaire and courf bumping into each other in enjolras and combeferre’s kitchen first thing in the morning and being like ‘eyyyyy’

· eyyyyy · exr ·

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

judiblanch:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground

wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

middleschoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

Divining with city smog

lol the metro would have the strongest fucking security system what with everyone trying to hold it back just a liiiiittle bit or make it go just a liiiittle bit faster

magic taking on distinct flavors and rules when you change neighborhoods (ain’t gonna flow the same way in the industrial zone as in the touristy center as in Chinatown as in ritzy residential)

little glamours woven into kitschy souvenirs and overpriced food

high school kids making really shitty blood pacts with friends and obligated to like, eat chili peppers whenever their sport team loses. Even if they aren’t following that sport anymore years later. Even if they’re like, in a business meeting.

protection charms in packed lunches

electronic familiars!!!

prankster boggarts doing light shows in a skyscraper.

(ghosts in the catacombs that just wanna hang out and play with the candles when you light them)

· yes good · so good · magic ·

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

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Track: Do You Permit it?
Artist: Enjolras and Grantaire
Album: Les Mis (sort-of-not-really)
Plays: 10,009

whispythewriter:

After seeing this post, I got the idea to make one of these a reality! So I put together some of the motifs from the musical and changed the words to re-create the Orestes Fasting and Pylades Drunk scene (Enjolras and Grantaire’s death). I hope you enjoy!

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ENJOLRAS:
I can’t hear the people sing
All of my dreams have turned to ash
Now all my dear friends have gone from me
And my fate will come at last-

SOLDIERS: (soldier 1 sings lines 1 and 4, solder 2 sings line 2, solder 3 sings line 3) 
I know this man!- He shot the artillery-guard.
He is insane!- The cause of all of this blood.
He is in charge!- So if we kill him, we’ll win.
Get ready, men, you fire on my command.

ENJOLRAS:
Yes, shoot me now, I do not care, I wait for death-

GRANTAIRE:
Stop! (all freeze except for Enjolras and Grantaire)
Hold your fire, I beg of you
For I am one of them
These brave, passionate men
And I will gladly die with him - if he shall will it so
Oh, the people will sing
For our deaths here will bring
A change that makes tomorrow come

ENJOLRAS:
Oh God, Grantaire, you fool, have you no fear?
They’re going to kill us - you should flee from here!

 GRANTAIRE:
It will be fine, I’m unafraid.
I’m with you - I am saved.
So don’t you fret, m. Enjolras
You won’t feel any pain
The shots fall soft as rain
They will not hurt us now
(to the soldiers) I beg - finish us both with one!
(to Enjolras again) And I will die with you (E: And I will die with you…)
If you permit me to (E:(taking Grantaire’s hand)Yes, I permit you to…)
And I’ll see you again- (E: Grantaire, I-)

(The report sounds. Blackout.)

grimsister21:

I love the Star Wars prequels

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· ABOUT ME ·

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

excepttheeyes:

"Apart from my transformations, I was happier than I had ever been in my life. For the first time ever, I had friends, three great friends. Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and, of course, your father, Harry - James Potter. Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had to go home to see her… I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they worked out the truth… And they didn’t desert me at all.”

ophelies:

harry potter + the major arcana // insp.
· hp · v pretty ·

crotchetybushtit:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

· so important ·

floral-ink:

THE MARAUDERS SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO BECOME ANIMAGI

THEY ACHIEVED IT IN THEIR FIFTH YEAR

THAT MEANS THREE TWELVE YEAR OLDS DECIDED TO TURN INTO ANIMALS FOR A WEREWOLF THEY HAD MET JUST ONE YEAR PRIOR

DONT TOUCH ME I AM NOT OKAY

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
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